I'm back, and I've been working on an awesome flash game. Without giving away any major secrets or gameplay mechanics, the game will hopefully have at least five boss fights, innovative learn-as-you-go controls, and an epic soundtrack. The game will have two difficulty settings, but both difficulties will require SUPERHUMAN REFLEXES AND MAD SKILLS.

The game still needs lots of work, it isn't even close to being done:

Soundtrack: 100% (unless I change my mind)
Levels completely finished: 1 (the tutorial level)
Progress toward finishing next level: 40% (other than tutorial, levels are ridiculously large)
Boss fights completed: 0
Cutscenes created: 1 (the intro)
Possible ways to die so far: 12
Explosions created so far: 10
Awesomeness of game so far: 65%
Awesomeness of finished game: 100%
Overall progress: The game is about 15% done.

In other news, hurry up and scout me so that I can make more art >:(

Here is a picture of the game's main character: