Total Medals Earned: 2,127 (From 269 different games.) Total Medal Score: 32,035 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (30/30 points)
Medals Earned: 4/8 (50/180 points)
Medals Earned: 4/27 (25/500 points)
Medals Earned: 2/2 (20/20 points)
Medals Earned: 3/10 (25/270 points)
Medals Earned: 5/8 (75/160 points)
Medals Earned: 6/8 (80/230 points)
Medals Earned: 16/17 (455/480 points)
Medals Earned: 2/13 (75/320 points)
Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/195 points)
Once you go green...
Who needs a parachute?
An ending that's out of this world!
That's what really happened?
Capture 10 Characters
Capture 50 Characters
Achieve a high score of 900
Achieve a high score of 1500
Encounter all Characters
Capture 100 Pokemon
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Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Throw your first bomb
Kill your first enemy
Complete Chapter 1 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 2 on Normal difficulty
Watch the credits until the end
Complete Chapter 2 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 1 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 2 without shooting
Complete Chapter 2 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 3 on Insane difficulty
Acquire 9 lives
Complete Chapter 3 on Hard difficulty
Earn 1 million points
Complete Chapter 1 without shooting
Complete Chapter 1 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 3 on Normal difficulty
Watch all 6 cutscenes without skipping
Beat the game on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 5 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 4 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 5 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 4 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 4 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 5 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 3 without shooting
Beat the game on Hard difficulty
Beat the game on Insane difficulty
Finish the game.
Get all three of the inspirations
Fail to get at least 1.000 points
Critically hit the Knight
Get a double kill
Get a score of 10.000
Get a score of 5.000
Complete all the trials
be l33t and score over 50k
Get a triple kill, pretty hard.
Kill 10 knights in one run
Take a cheap shot after winning the dreidel game
View the ending credits
Save your game
Defeat the Turbo Anti-Korihor 2000 without wearing armor
Beat the game on Blood Mode
Inspect every kind of plate and then choose wisely
Defeat Laban in one slice
Beat the game on Gumdrop (no blood) Mode
Complete the game
Complete the easy round
Finish in under 300 seconds
Complete the medium round
Finish in under 250 seconds
Complete the hard round
Finish in under 200 seconds
Finish in under 150 seconds
Crushing the balloon
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Asteroid
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Crushing 65 Containers
Killing 28 Cows
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Complete all 12 challenges in Challenge Mode.
Complete all 12 stories in Story Mode.
Snag the first three powerups in a match before anyone else has a chance to.
Lure two or more opponents into the trash compactor during any battle in the Scrapyard.
Parry three times in one jump.
Knock an opponent out of the ring three times in one match.
Deliver at least 80 damage in one aerial combo.
Trick an opponent into killing one of their own teammates with a projectile.
Survive at least 5 opponents in Survival Mode on OMFG difficulty.
Bank over 5000 Grounds Gold.
Earn 100% Game Completion.
Run away, and begin your escape.
Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
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Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!
