The bus is late

Sorry I haven't submitted and posted anything for so long etc I'm still here etc etc busy with work etc etc etc

Now play this cool new game!

This is the first time I've finished a full, legit flash game. I'll tell you why I haven't submitted anything for so long: I always get these cool ideas and then never finish them because I have another new idea I want to try. I have a gazillion unfinished projects still waiting for me to finish them.

Nifty picture time:

*Cue elevator music*

I'm back, and I've been working on an awesome flash game. Without giving away any major secrets or gameplay mechanics, the game will hopefully have at least five boss fights, innovative learn-as-you-go controls, and an epic soundtrack. The game will have two difficulty settings, but both difficulties will require SUPERHUMAN REFLEXES AND MAD SKILLS.

The game still needs lots of work, it isn't even close to being done:

Soundtrack: 100% (unless I change my mind)
Levels completely finished: 1 (the tutorial level)
Progress toward finishing next level: 40% (other than tutorial, levels are ridiculously large)
Boss fights completed: 0
Cutscenes created: 1 (the intro)
Possible ways to die so far: 12
Explosions created so far: 10
Awesomeness of game so far: 65%
Awesomeness of finished game: 100%
Overall progress: The game is about 15% done.

In other news, hurry up and scout me so that I can make more art >:(

Here is a picture of the game's main character:

See you next year.

Also, check out my levels... my account name is crockiestar (careful with spelling)

A lot of hard work

If you haven't already, watch this

I made it in like, 5 hours, so watch it.

I'm getting sick of all of these advertisers posting sales on sneakers in all of the reviews. Will it ever stop?

Also, since you're here, I might as well tell you that I've been making another game *everyone moans in despair*. Don't worry, though. I think I'm getting better at programming, so it will be MUCH BETTER THAN SHOOTSTUFF! There's no release date yet, but I suspect that it won't be done until at least February, maybe longer if I get lazy.

Also, please watch my cartoon Fesk vs. Shifty
I worked VERY hard on it and I think you should watch it for that reason.

Also...I forget.

My next cartoon is being made at a snails pace... =(

I need to motivate myself somehow...

Maybe I'll promise myself some candy for finishing it...

That might work...